shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore, via legalmexican)

fineapplepizza:

oh sorry i was thinking about myself did you want something

(via ugly)

dirtyhipsterharry:

when u like the boy but ur friend is prettier so he likes her

(via ugly)

lunchboxgod:

i speak four languages and they’re called horny sad hungry and annoying

(Source: 1vm, via legalmexican)

graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

(via ugly)

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

(via legalmexican)

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