rnackenzie:

its hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you

(via ugly)

relahvant:

so apparently “normal” people sleep in the pm hours and wake up in the am hours???

(via ugly)

thesassycat:

"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"

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(Source: thesassycat, via funny-text-posts)

ryanjjohn:

Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yo self.”

(via legalmexican)

pricklybangbang:

today at work i asked a customer if he wanted french vanilla creamer with his coffee and he said no because he wanted the “heterosexual” creamer instead and it just blows my mind that straight people say shit about how queer people “force our sexuality on them” because i have never met a single queer person who has done something like assign a sexuality to coffee creamer

(Source: supremecute, via llsj)

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