east coasters:  i drove through 17 states on the way to work
west coasters:  i have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. generations have died. children have been born. when will i make it to the promised land
Midwesterners:  I haven't left a 20 mile radius in 2 years
floridians:  please help me there are so many oranges they are attacki-


*goes to bed at 2am instead of 5am* wow, my life is so in order right now.  i’m making such good decisions for myself and my body and my soul and im so in love with myself for doing this

(via netherlander)




no you can’t have it back stop asking

(via ugly)